so sad i forgot to cry

So I went away for a few weeks to do stuff the details of which I may or may not choose to share, but since I've been back I've had this crazy jet lag and here are my bed/wake times for the last three nights:

Tuesday night
8pm/6am

Wednesday night
7:30pm/4am

Thursday night
6pm/8am

If last night's fourteen hour sleep hasn't cured me, then I guess basically I'm just going to consider my life over. If anyone ever wants to see me again they are welcome to come over and tuck me in.