Friday, August 11, 2006
sock talk
And about those socks I bought. I'm not sure how best to say it, so maybe I should just be frank: they are made by Dockers.
But they don't say Dockers on them anywhere. I made sure of that.
So please still invite me to your party, even if it shoes off.
That said, I don't think shoes off parties even qualify as parties. To me, "partying" involves being a vomiting buffoon and climbing shit, not worrying about staining a carpet. If it is required to take your shoes off, I think it should be considered "a cup of tea", and the invitation should have to start with "Won't you please join me for".
But so yeah, please don't not ask me if I won't join you for your cup of tea because of my new socks.
And about those socks I bought. I'm not sure how best to say it, so maybe I should just be frank: they are made by Dockers.
But they don't say Dockers on them anywhere. I made sure of that.
So please still invite me to your party, even if it shoes off.
That said, I don't think shoes off parties even qualify as parties. To me, "partying" involves being a vomiting buffoon and climbing shit, not worrying about staining a carpet. If it is required to take your shoes off, I think it should be considered "a cup of tea", and the invitation should have to start with "Won't you please join me for".
But so yeah, please don't not ask me if I won't join you for your cup of tea because of my new socks.
// posted by Flidge Penkings @ 5:22 PM 
