so sad i forgot to cry

My chiropractic receptionist at some point got it in her head that my last name ends in an 's', which it doesn't. Sometimes people think my name ends in an 's' because the third last letter is an 's' and they just don't bother with the last two, which drives me bonkers. But in her case, she just thinks there's an extra 's' on the end of my name, which I think is so great and my fear is that she's going to find out what my real name is. I hope that never happens.