so sad i forgot to cry

I was in court yesterday for a speeding ticket, and while the lady before me answered quetions from the judge such as "Do you understand that ..." and "Are you aware that..." with "yes" and "yes", I answered with "I do" and "I am" because I thought it would look better on the transcript.

I also helped some 18 year old kid out when he showed up late and didn't know what the fuck was going on by explaining it to him.

My apologies to any 18 year olds out there who might take offence to being considered kids. I certainly I would have at that age, but now that is just how I see you. Unless you're hot, in which case I consider you a blossoming young woman.