so sad i forgot to cry

But seriously, the fuck is up with cars not having thermostats?

It's all I've been able to think about for two months now.

I was going into the gym the other day and the director of sales runs up to me and asked, "Hey Venus and Serena, do you want to teach a hip hop dance class for kids?" I said that I wouldn't feel confident doing that, but I kind of wish I'd asked more questions. Like how old are the kids? If they're 12, I'd probably end up getting knifed for sucking. But if they're 5, then that could be pretty fun.

Or what would be amazing is if instead of teaching "hip hop dancing", if I could just teach some kids "dancing". THAT would be fucking great beyond words.

Also, why don't cars have thermostats? I wonder how many accidents are caused by it being too cold, then too hot, then too cold again?

- full of beans
- i know which way the wind is blowing

i also used the word "prophylactic" to describe some work i was doing to my boss, which i knew he'd dig because he's all about busting out the big words. and i can tell that he did done dug it because he just used the word back at me two days later.

That's all that's been happening with me. Two expressions and a word.

And a case switch.

You may now go back to reflecting on what years I'm glad it isn't.

2005
1997

dear the banana,

are you ripe?

i can't really tell.

meatball
n/a
n/a
turkey & ham
???

Tuesdays with Morrie
by Mitch Albom

USA Today called this book "[as] nourishing as fresh summer corn."

In an article entitled CORN, THE A-MAIZE-ING GRAIN, published on vegparadise.com, it states, "Sharecroppers in the 1930's who relied on corn for the staple in their diets found themselves the victims of pellagra, a disease that results from a niacin deficiency. Pellagra victims suffer from skin eruptions, digestive and nervous disturbances, and mental deterioration."

3.5/10